DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
This one is for everyone who...
a) Had kids
b) Has kids
c) Is going to have kids
d) Knows a kid
e) Was a kid
d) IS PLANNING TO HAVE KIDS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing
on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my snot???"