A South African Boertjie is drinking in a London bar when his
He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole
bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy.
Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and
says, "We make 'em big back home folks. My boy's typically South African".
Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard.
One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the South African Boertjie returns to the same bar.
Barman says "We were going to call you, everyone's been making bets as
to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's. The barman is puzzled
and concerned and asks "What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born".
The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle
beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the bartender and says: "Had him