Sunday, July 18, 2010

ON A LIGHTER NOTE

I hope you enjoy this one, I did!

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this story?

"Don't $##$% with Mommy when she's been drinking."


Thursday, June 17, 2010

KEEP YOUR PLACE TIDY! OR.......!!

That will teach him being so sloppy.... never leave your shoes where other can fall over it, you might fall over them yourself.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

This is kinda funny, but I feel sorry for some of those kids, specially the way they bend over backwards when they fall.

Enjoy!

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Friday, January 29, 2010

MR SHOWOFF SEES HIS ASS BIG TIME!

Know what, I loved this one, he wanted attention, well he got it, and maybe a might more than he bargained on.

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

TOPLESS BAR!

This is specially for the guys who love boobs!

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So what were you thinking??