Guts or Balls?

Guts or Balls...

There is a distinction.

We've all heard about people having guts and/or balls,

but do you really know the difference between them ?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the guts

to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?''


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,

since both ultimately result in death.