Guts or Balls...
There is a distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts and/or balls,
but do you really know the difference between them ?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the guts
to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.