Crocs and dollars!

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
Invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Geoffrey, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
oysters and BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating
Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has
The balls to jump in.
'The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
Everyone turned around and saw Geoffrey in the pool! Geoffrey was
Fighting the croc and kicking its ass!
Geoffrey was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
Punches, doing all kinds of shit, like head butts and chokeholds, biting
The croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some
Kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Geoffrey and the
Croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a
K-mart goldfish.
Geoffrey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring
At him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Geoffrey, I reckon I owe you a million
Dollars.'
Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Geoffrey.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.'
'How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Geoffrey.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
Amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?
'Again, Geoffrey said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Geoffrey, then what do you want?'
Geoffrey said, 'I want the name of the bustard who pushed me in the
Pool.