Tuesday, April 28, 2009

WHO DISCOVERED WHAT? WHO INVENTED WHAT?

Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX,
Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all got messed up.

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10 comments:

Michael said...

I want to meet the man who invented sex, and see what he's working on now. Oh yeah!

Colin said...

HI Michael, I think he is merely enjoying his invention... Thanks for the comment, really appreciate it.

The Seeker said...

Well I should argu with you that things weren't that way, you know I have to save the female perpective...LOL, but this is si funny that I just want to laugh.

Thank you so much for visited my blog and left such nice and kind comment.
You also have a great job (with several blogs).

Keep in touch if you feel like it (I don't talk just about fashion ;) )

xoxo

Colin said...

Seeker, thanks for the comment, and you are welcome. |Yes you have to defend the woman side of things, so no hard feelings. Thanks again for the visit and hope to see you again on both my blogs.

Dorothy L said...

LOL @ Micheal!

Well now...I wander if a man wrote that little ode to men or what..
A tad bit one sided I would say:)

In any event behind every successful man is the woman:)
Put that one on your list Sir Collin:)

PS..why do you think I am being quiet?
Huggz~D~

Colin said...

Dorothy, yes I have to agree, it is maybe a little one sided, but you have to agree, a very large portion of it is basically true. :-)
Me, Sir?? Thanks for the title, Do I detect a little sarcasm?? ;-(
Dont know why, I just had the feeling that you were a little quiet, thought you had to catch up on a backlog or something. But, nothing serious.
Thanks for the comment, have a super day.

Dorothyl said...

:)
Sarcasm...who me....never:)

But... a girl has to take care of herself and we women always stick together.
Its a tough battle being in a mans world ya know :)

I am back to business as usual..my backlog is like laundry...always something to be done:)

~D~

Anonymous said...

Yes Dorothy, if there is one thing I have learned in life, it is not to expect to win any kind of argument against a woman, the man will always loose, no matter what... even if the man is 100% correct, you woman will always swing it in your favor...;-) no jokes, that is the honest truth...
But we still love you... even there you win...lol.

pRiYaN...! said...

i started blog n discovered u who invented gr8 stuffs !


-bluffmaster

www.gr8bluffmaster.blogspot.com

Colin said...

priyan, thanks for the comment, glad you like it!