WHO DISCOVERED WHAT? WHO INVENTED WHAT?

Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX,
Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all got messed up.

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