How do you know your country’s currency really sucks??
Prostitutes would prefer going steady….
Doctor after examining Bruce’s wife: Bruce, a really ugly thing we have here!
Bruce: Yes Doctor, I know, but she is really stinking rich!
Why don’t Cuban rowers ever compete in the Olympics ?
Coz those who can row are in America already.
What do you call a woman who 24/7 knows where her husband is??